The problem with being naked is that there’s nowhere to hide. Especially if you’re a bloke. If you get a teeny bit excited, everyone’s going to know about it.
Take this poor sod who appeared on KIIS FM’s The Kyle And Jackie O show.
A model called Sheera had the choice between two blokes, Adam and Mark. But she wanted to see them naked before she chose. Obviously.
Adam stripped down to a mankini while Mark decided to get the meat and veg out for all to see.
DJ Kyle asked him: “Why is your penis so small?”. I think that’s number one on the list of ‘things to never say to a naked man’.
He then asked Sheera: “What do you think about Mark’s small penis, is that alright for you?”
Sheera responded: “He’s a grower, surely.”
Mark, who clearly took the banter in his stride, said: “When I go outside it will grow a couple of inches.”
The pair hugged, and the unthinkable happened. He got an erection…
It is every homeowners worst nightmare to come home and discover that they have had a break in.
However, thanks to their surveillance system this woman was able to intervene.
After calming her dogs two burglars attempt to make off with her possessions - but by using the microphone fitted in the camera she warned the pair to leave - which they immediately did.
FROM NEW YORK POST - Texas father Jeremy Gabrysch decided to set up a security camera to catch his son sneaking in extra TV time. Amazingly, he actually got footage of his son making what might be the worst attempt at being stealthy ever caught on camera.
Those idiots think he's serious. The anti-Trump protest near Trump Tower in New York City has certainly had its lowlights, but in a quieter sort of way this NYPD officer triggering unsuspecting Resistance members (including a woman featured in an earlier post losing her mind) is one of the night’s finer moments. -- "I sold my soul for a badge" - An NYPD officer to protesters while moving them away from Trump Tower. -- Confirmed: Some heroes use sarcasm. -- And the best part was they thought he was serious. Um, he's mocking them. Him and the other cop are smiling. Few people on this Earth give less of a fuck about your political grandstanding than New York City police officers. If this sarcasm was on SNL the writers would have to write 3 minutes into it to explain the sarcasm with props, stage setup and costumes.
Apparently they were protesting sarcasm and humor. He's clearly mocking them. As 98.9% of other cops would have done. Myself included. It's called sarcasm ladies. He's mocking you. LMAO - these protesters are so dumb. Those idiots think he's serious and not that he's mocking them.
Police in Bristol Pike, Pennsylvania are searching for a man who they say stole two power drills from the garden center of a Home Depot on August 10, 2017. Police say the man went into the store, grabbed two Dewalt Drills from the display. He then walks into the garden center, ties both drills to a rope and throws the other end of the rope over the fence. Once outside the man tries to pull the drills over the fence but the rope snags. The man climbs the fence to unsnag it before he falls several feet to the ground. Eventually, the suspect was able to get the drills over the fence and escape. Video Courtesy Bensalem Police Department
Grandma is now capable of going wherever she damn well pleases, as long as she doesn't make this mistake again!
Watch as this happy grandmother who was left in tears from a gift given to her, and mobility Scooter, nearly loses her life when she accidentally crosses a road without looking both ways and gets nailed by an oncoming car making a turn.